I was browsing through a community in Orkut named ‘Funny One liners’ where there were these damn crazy lines to show attitude! LOL! Hats off to all those guys churning out this stuff in their gray cells! Makes a good read!
- I DON'T WALK AS IF I RULE THE WORLD......I WALK AS IF I DON'T CARE WHO RULES IT!!
- I don’t care or think about the people in my past....there’s some reason why they didn’t make it to my future!!!
- I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem!!!
- You have the right to remain silent because whatever you say will probably be stupid anyway
- Those of you who think you know it all are damn annoying to those of us who do!
- You pull me down to your level, and then you beat me by experience!!
- Mess With The Best..........
Die Like The Rest!!!
- Me & Ocean.....two deep dreams of god ...
- Secret to success is to know who to blame for your failures
- Give some people an inch, and they think they are rulers
- Maybe I don't have a superiority complex. maybe I am superior
- God created man...rest all courtesy us...WE ENGINEERS...
- Even if you win the rat race, you are still a rat
- Do Or Die OR do something to die!!!
- My common sense....Your philosophy!!!!
- It's not enough to succeed; others must fail
- The more I meet people like you, the more I like myself
- I am not environmental friendly but definitely want a friendly environment]
- You have ONE advantage over me.....you can kiss my ass and I can't!!
- I can multi-task (talk and piss you off at the same time)
- Don’t blame gravity, If you fall for me....!!!
- You don't have to be a nut to ask for a screw!
- Me, a cool guy;
You, a hot chick;
how about thermal equilibrium !
- I did not discover curves... I only uncovered them..!