Saturday, February 9, 2008

Funny lines for showing ATTITUDE!

I was browsing through a community in Orkut named ‘Funny One liners’ where there were these damn crazy lines to show attitude! LOL! Hats off to all those guys churning out this stuff in their gray cells! Makes a good read!

  • I DON'T WALK AS IF I RULE THE WORLD......I WALK AS IF I DON'T CARE WHO RULES IT!!
  • I don’t care or think about the people in my past....there’s some reason why they didn’t make it to my future!!!
  • I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem!!!
  • You have the right to remain silent because whatever you say will probably be stupid anyway
  • Those of you who think you know it all are damn annoying to those of us who do!
  • You pull me down to your level, and then you beat me by experience!!
  • Mess With The Best..........
    Die Like The Rest!!!
  • Me & Ocean.....two deep dreams of god ...
  • Secret to success is to know who to blame for your failures
  • Give some people an inch, and they think they are rulers
  • Maybe I don't have a superiority complex. maybe I am superior
  • God created man...rest all courtesy us...WE ENGINEERS...
  • Even if you win the rat race, you are still a rat
  • Do Or Die OR do something to die!!!
  • My common sense....Your philosophy!!!!
  • It's not enough to succeed; others must fail
  • The more I meet people like you, the more I like myself
  • I am not environmental friendly but definitely want a friendly environment]
  • You have ONE advantage over me.....you can kiss my ass and I can't!!
  • I can multi-task (talk and piss you off at the same time)
  • Don’t blame gravity, If you fall for me....!!!
  • You don't have to be a nut to ask for a screw!
  • Me, a cool guy;
    You, a hot chick;
    how about thermal equilibrium !
  • I did not discover curves... I only uncovered them..!

49 comments:

jasparteek singh said...

lines r ok....bt i got much better than tht....

lacarotica said...

L0ve th0se! I'm als0 reading s0me on wiztees.

DEO said...

GR8 LINES

jigishJi said...

i loved all the lines

gr8 one

rags said...

awesome lines...
My common sense....Your philosophy..
hehehe

rags said...

My common sense....Your philosophy

sachin said...

No one died Virgin....
Life FUCKS all!!!

rajat said...

really good lines,but i am looking for some posetive one.

Anonymous said...

u can hate me u can lov me bt u cant ignore me......gr8 lines

Anonymous said...

nice one

unique said...

lines r guddd... one shld implement on it....

Rajat said...

Gr8 lines showing attitude....

himanshu said...

lines r suck......... these lines r so gud.........

sam said...

figthing for peace is like fucking for virginity......

komal said...

tooooooooooooo gud.
AWESOME
I like d way

honey said...

nicee.....

ashish said...

nice lines................

Anonymous said...

my rules:-

rule-1= i am always right

rule-2= if in any case i was wrong then see rule 1....

Thts my atitude....:P:P

Anonymous said...

,,,

Anonymous said...

i likd it...thy r awesome..!!

Phani said...

BOMBING FOR PEACE IS LIKE FUCKING FOR VIRGINITY

Phani said...

IF you Like Me raise Ur hands...If not RAISE UR STANDARD

Phani said...

I don't need your attitude coz I've MINE

Anonymous said...

Hahaha,,,i luvd 'em all....dey r so funny....

ak-A-sh said...

all ths r grt lines............I lk sm of thm very much.
THIS IS NOT MY ATTITUDE THIS IS MY STYLE.............

Dinesh said...

all Lines are really too good.

knitin singh lastami said...

i m mor without u....

knitin singh lastami said...

haters make me famous

Anonymous said...

anything else vivek

Sushil Kumar Kushwaha said...

Nice Lines Shared By You..............

Aadi said...

PEoplE lauGh bCz mY stylE is DEfferent......
.........................&..................................
I Laugh bCz thEY ALL r SamE.................... thats CALLeD AttItiDE.....

Hitesh Gulati said...

I have an attitude and promise to keep it always on the top

FunnyBlogger said...

Think of fuckin around wih me and you 'll have your mouth with my cum

Ray said...

Secret to success is to know who to blame for your failures

Anonymous said...

I AM WATT I AM!!

bleeder said...

im d best. . .
Fuck d rest.

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